Wed 10 Mar, 2010.

Our evening ritual generally goes somewhere along the lines of her reading my editors column when she gets in from work, bollocking me for the editors column and then I think 'Ooo that will make good material for tomorrows editors column'

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This may save your relationship

Never answer the question, 'Do I look fat in this?' With anything other than a resounding 'No'.

I thought I would on this fine Wednesday morning share with you the benefit of my last 24 hours in a bid to save your relationship.

The SO (Significant Other) turned around to me last night holding a new pair of trousers 'Are they navy or black?' she said.
'Navy' I said.

Freeze frame, this is where I made the mistake and you dear reader will never make this mistake once I have shared with you the wisdom of a night at Casa Carter.

After she whinged for about ten minutes on how she actually wanted black trousers, I tried to appease her with the stock response 'Actually I think it was just the light, they are black' It occured to me, always answer what they have said last in the list.

That question 'Navy or BLACK' actually means black.

We then decided that neither of us could be bothered to cook and we should in fact order in. 'What do you fancy?' she says.
'Thai, Pizza, Indian or CHINESE?', I say 'I don't mind whatever you want, I will eat anything', wrong answer.

Again she says 'What do you want Thai, Pizza, Indian or CHINESE?' Flashing back to trousergate, I realise the answer is Chinese and she says 'Yeah I quite fancy Chinese'.

I survived another day.

She said to me, "If any of my friends ask me 'how is your relationship going with Danielle?' I will just answer 'read her column'.

Our evening ritual generally goes somewhere along the lines of her reading my editors column when she gets in from work, bollocking me for the editors column and then I think 'Ooo that will make good material for tomorrows editors column.'


The only advise I can give her friends when they meet up for a Chinese and a bottle of wine to get the lowdown on me is tell her that you 'Love her new Navy trousers.'

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